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 👨‍⚕️ "The Case of the Unwanted Advice" 🥦

Once upon a time in the town of Stubbornville—a place where everyone was absolutely certain they knew best—Dr. Melvin McWisdom held clinic every Monday, armed with his trusty stethoscope and a deep sigh.

His patients? Well, they were… special.

Take Gary, for example. He came in complaining of fatigue, mysterious rashes, and a strange urge to howl at the moon. Dr. McWisdom looked him dead in the eyes and said, “Gary, you need to stop eating gas station sushi.”

Gary blinked. “But Doc, it’s two-for-one on Tuesdays!”

Then there was Linda, who came in with a sprained ankle, limping like she’d just fought a kangaroo. Dr. McWisdom said, “Rest and elevation.”

Linda responded, “I already Googled it and WebMD says I have twelve days to live. I’ve booked a skydiving trip.”

Every time Dr. McWisdom gave simple advice—eat more greens, walk a bit, drink less fizzy mystery liquids—his patients turned into professional debate champions.

🎭 One even said, “I watched a documentary on ancient Viking diets. They drank whale blubber for longevity. So I’m replacing kale with lard.”

And just like that, the doctor’s wisdom floated away like a prescription in the wind.

It wasn’t that Stubbornville hated doctors. It was that they LOVED the thrill of ignoring sound advice and fashioning their own medieval cures.

Dr. McWisdom eventually accepted his fate. He started giving reverse advice: “Gary, you should eat that sushi.” The town became miraculously healthy.

Because in Stubbornville, if a doctor says “don’t,” you say “do.” And if the doctor says “jump,” you pretend your ankle’s broken and go parasailing.